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How may I send you grovelling fan mail, Mr. Jones? | |||||
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Mr. Jones would love to hear from you as he doesn't get out much. Though we recommend you don't take any advice he may offer on personal issues.
1. Inscribe an Epistle
Mr. Jones welcomes correspondence via electronic mail or carrier pigeon.
Be sure to get rid of '-NO-SPAM-' from the 'to' field before sending your message. Most pigeons worth their salt will know the whereabouts of Mr. Jones at any particular time.
2. Visit Mr. Jones on MySpace.com
He doesn't have many friends due to a generally low standard of personal hygeine, but if you fancy it you can visit him here.
3. Join the Mailing List
If you want to be bothered by news on a (very) irregular basis - sign up below for Mr. Jones' malignant mailing list.
Be sure to inscribe your name in the blood of a newborn ox or it won't work.
4. Leave the Mailing List
If you're irritated by Mr. Jones' infrequent mailouts and want to disassociate yourself from his list of
interested parties once and for all we suggest you enter your email address below.
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